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Monday, October 8, 2007

Shah Rukh Khan - the King of Bollywood watched the cricket

Shah Rukh Khan may be the King of Bollywood, but on Monday, he was just another crazy cricket fan when he took his son to the finale of the Twenty20 World Championship at the Wanderers. SRK was seen screaming and cheering the Indian cricket team as they beat Pakistan to become the Twenty20 World Champions.

Sporting a velvet shirt to promote his forthcoming movie Om Shanti Om, Shah Rukh occasionally lifted his 10-year-old son Aryan and was clearly enjoying the game thoroughly. After the prize distribution ceremony, Indian players shared their ‘Chak De’ moment with Shah Rukh Khan, who had flown in just to watch the match.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Joke: Dictionary for decoding women’s personal ads

Another awesome contribution from our contributing famous editor:

40-ish…………………………........49.
Adventurous…………………......Slept with everyone.
Athletic…………………………......No breasts.
Average looking………………...Moooo.
Beautiful………………………….....Pathologica l liar.
Emotionally Secure…………..On medication.
Feminist…………………………......Fat.
Free spirit………………………....Junkie.
Friendship first………………….Former slut.
New-Age………………………….......Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned…………………....No BJs.
Open-minded…………………......Desperate.
Outgoing…………………………......Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional……………………....Bitch.
Voluptuous……………………......Very Fat.
Large frame…………………….....Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate……………....Stalker.
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